there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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