i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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