i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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