She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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