Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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