now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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