last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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