I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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