Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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