Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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