Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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