Why does Corona taste like a burp?
is wine microwaveable?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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