I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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