just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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