And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
now i know why i became what i already was.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Randomize
