Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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