She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Randomize
