Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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