Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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