also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Randomize
