never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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