I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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