are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Less talking, more tequila
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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