I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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