Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
