so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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