and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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