you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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