Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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