This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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