just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
