No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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