I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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