i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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