I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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