Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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