theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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