let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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