We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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