We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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