i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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