please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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