You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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