Already got asked if we're dating
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
