She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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