I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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