Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
COCAINE IS GR8
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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