Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You were trust falling into bushes
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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