I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Sext me about skeletons
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
