Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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