I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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