i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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