butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
It's rum buckets o'clock
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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