if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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