he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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