True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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