when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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