The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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