I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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