No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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