is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
